Friday, June 5, 2009

Just For Fun-A Greeting For Your Answering Machine

"Welcome to the psychiatric hotline:

If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent: Please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities: Please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional: We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive: It doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer."

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